i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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