ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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