I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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