She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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