guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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