Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
