who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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