You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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