D3 body, D1 cock
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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