the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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