who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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