like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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