Whoa Z and x make the same sound
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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