Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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