question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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