:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize