he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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