i can't believe i had my finger in that
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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