You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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