Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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