i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Randomize
