But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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