Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
