After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Randomize
