Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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