It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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