Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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