All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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