it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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