Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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