how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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