dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
