She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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