I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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