just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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