He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I queefed so loud it echoed.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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