She's JV to your varsity
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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