But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
