It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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