There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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