Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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