worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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