See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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