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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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