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(224): View more from Illinois

The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway

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(512): View more from Texas

so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.

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(661): View more from California

the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers

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(941): View more from Florida

I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting

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(631): View more from New York

The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.

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(530): View more from California

I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie

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