Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Randomize
