It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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