Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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