Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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