question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
please come you make the beer taste better
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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