Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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