Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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