i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
