i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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